epic fail
so scaaaary. aliens. cannibals. school. ian somerhalder. bikinis. tribal chariots. UNDERGROUND CINEMA. sodas that ARENT really SODAS!! i had the scariest dream.. :(( i remembered walking all over the school with my bikini then i decided to put on a shawl-like jacket in order to uh…im not sure bout this one. anyway, ive been going around in circles..not sure why. then out of nowhere i stumble upon a cute, tribal hut with IAN SOMERHALDER SITTING ON THE FLOOR AND WRITING SOME TRIBAL SHIZ. i couldnt help but NOT get star-strucked..and be proud, i didnt drool all over the floor either ;;) i talked to him for a while. what i remembered telling him was if life was easy living in the hut, and he told me soemthing like, yeah but only if you work hard to survive..then he gave me this eye-contact telling me why ive been asking questions, then i just said, well my friend (….insert name here. forgot. but he’s a guy) lives here with you and i live with him so..i guess id be staying for a couple of days. then he SMILED. and we talked some more..then i finally went out. im not exactly sure what happened next but from what i remember, i changed into another bikini and right after that, i saw chariots, tribal at that, apocalypse-style swerving right across the edges of the school. the chariots came out from the HUT! im not sure why or how it happened but it just raced out so fast that it nearly destroyed the stalls, the cars, the people walking around. it was a brutal scene!! then for some reason, i was with some “friends” and we managed to run and run, even running right through the tribal people without being hurt. then the guy leader in our group led us underground. there seemed to be rock stairs. so then we just ran dooooown. then somehow we ended up going inside a CINEMA. O_O pretty weird eh? and i thought everything was gonna be okay. but then the four of us were getting reckless and fidgety due to some unknown reason. i dont even know why i was getting so nervous when we just breathed a sigh of relief when we saw the cinema. :o then, the guy on my left hushed me and told me to put out heads together and create some monster vibe. then i knew it was an UNDERGROUND ALIEN/CANNIBAL CINEMA!!! i looked everywhere and theyre all alieeeens!!! x( so truckin scaaaaryy! then after creating the “monster vibe” this really hot, dita-von-teese looking alien girl kept looking at us and her minion, some freaky, deformed-faced twat. we realized they were the owners of the cinema. i dont know but she kept staring at us and even stood right in front of us to examine us! it was the scariest feeling! Dx then they gave us ‘SODAS” but i knew something was wrong. they werent simply sodas! they were insides of someone!! :(( then when they gave us the drinks, they watched us DRINK from it…so we sort of did…then we excused ourselves to go to the washroom. so we did and hastily ran to the nearest CR. whew! we crowded ourselves in the really narrow sink area. i threw up! it was disgusting. like veggies on scrambled vomit! Bleeech! then we came back to the cinema and there was more darkness than there was before. suddenly i remembered i needed to get load from my mom because of some personal reasons. then all the while that we were having the alien escapade, i have been thinking about the load. how shallow of me. :)) then when i got my celly, it was a painful sight. i had a nokia 3210! :(( oh shiz…the scariest one FINALLY scared the living shit outta me! Dx
2 years ago